I-m usually classy and I act like a lady. But I-m so hot, I need to drink something cold. I get a cider and start drinking it. It-s so nice and cold. It makes me belching. But I burp like I don-t care. I even start to feel a little dizzy. I know it-s not a lot of alcohol, but I don-t need much.
I start only burping. Then the hiccups hit. I roll up my shirt so you can see my stomach moving. And then I just have to release it all, I can-t hold in that farts longer. So I start farting also. Sometimes it all comes at once and I don-t really know what I-m doing.