You-re just a pathetic loser sitting around fantisizing about me farting in your face, breathing in every time I burp in your face and when you get thirsty, all you want is to drink my tasty spit. You know that-s really all you deserve. You don-t get real pussy and being my slave is the closest you-ll ever get to me. You worship my perfection and love everything that comes out of my body. My farts smell so good, you just want to sniff every one. Especially after I eat food that makes me really gassy. When I drink soda, I just rip the biggest and loudest burps right in your face. If I hapen to have excess spit in my mouth I never spit on the ground. I sit right in your mouth and you-ll drink it all. This is your life as my slave. I use you for all my bodily waste..I know you wish you drink and eat other things from my body but you must first prove you can be a good and obedient slave. Now open your mouth...I need to spit.-nbsp---nbsp-
Coming back from dinner, I have eaten a lot of cabbage. I rudely belch as I enter. Oh hey baby! I-m so glad we moved in together. We can really get to know each other now, right? I fart and burp some more. Man, My nose is runny. I blow My nose loudly in front of you and toss the tissue on the floor. You will pick that up right? I continue to burp and fart as I talk about how much I LOVE that we live together. Oh wait? We have dinner plans? Man, I really stuffed Myself on cabbage. But ok, i-ll go get ready!