Hey there I know you have been looking at me. Ok, Im gonna give you some attention now. How about you come sit by me? Well hi :) (I flirt a bit, then burp right in your face) haha, oh come on. That wasnt so bad (I burp more in your face). Ok ok, you have endured enough. How about you worship my ass? Yes? Ok, go ahead (I fart right in your face and you fall to the ground). Oops you almost there buddy. Here, lemme help (I keep burping and farting in your face and laughing). Uh oh, looks like you are fading haha. Nighty night.