I-m just on the computer editing another clip and suddenly I feel the need to fart really bad. I had eaten Mexican food earlier and now its wreaking havoc on my insides. I let out several loud, stinky blasts in just my t shirt and panties. I lift my leg, smell them and then try to waft them away. I-m stinking up the entire room!
Coming back from dinner, I have eaten a lot of cabbage. I rudely belch as I enter. Oh hey baby! I-m so glad we moved in together. We can really get to know each other now, right? I fart and burp some more. Man, My nose is runny. I blow My nose loudly in front of you and toss the tissue on the floor. You will pick that up right? I continue to burp and fart as I talk about how much I LOVE that we live together. Oh wait? We have dinner plans? Man, I really stuffed Myself on cabbage. But ok, i-ll go get ready!