Coming back from dinner, I have eaten a lot of cabbage. I rudely belch as I enter. Oh hey baby! I-m so glad we moved in together. We can really get to know each other now, right? I fart and burp some more. Man, My nose is runny. I blow My nose loudly in front of you and toss the tissue on the floor. You will pick that up right? I continue to burp and fart as I talk about how much I LOVE that we live together. Oh wait? We have dinner plans? Man, I really stuffed Myself on cabbage. But ok, i-ll go get ready!
I invited you here for a very special reason. You see these keys that I have? Watch as I lock all of the doors. Now you are stuck in the hallway with Me. You cant get out. Now comes the good part! I burp and fart and wave it at you again and again. Until finally you pass out. Lucky boy, breath it in. And when you wake up, Im gonna do it again. Cause Im a kinky bitch, and this gets Me off -)